Im Effing Addicted

asiamack:

Gas bruh. Gas is hella expensive.

(Source: ralndrops, via soulofgiggles)

rotaesshinies:

team-hiddleston:

I wish he would just miss catching that cup and it hits him on his pretty little head…maybe in the gagreel…

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Yeahhh… I think Hiddleston’s hand-eye game is pretty good.

(Source: hiddleston-daily, via axhemiel)

karkatsaysfuck:

etceteraface:

rycbar123-4:

So it’s my birthday and I’m opening gifts. I open the wrapped box from my uncle.

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I open the box, and find a $50 gift card, yes? But wait, there’s Styrofoam. There’s more.

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Then I remove the Styrofoam…

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The fuck?

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A FUCKING LEGLESS LEGO LEGOLAS

mY UNCLE GOT ME A LEGLESS LEGO LEGOLAS

bEST BIRTHDAY GIFT EVER

he then later gave me the legs.image

LEGO LEGOLAS’ LEGO LEGS

Are you Luna Lovegood

Loony Luna Lovegood Lavishly Loving LEGO Legolas’s LEGO Legs

(Source: faeryofficial, via soulofgiggles)

colonelmustangsnipples:

thesnakechimera:

So Hawkeye’s thoroughly impressed me 

I mean

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oh shit Roy’s in trouble 

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he’s genuinely terrified because he JUST got out of the hospital and this fucking thing ATE his flames. 

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And Riza’s just oh hell no OUT OF NO WHERE, LIKE I THOUGHT SHE WAS BACK AT THE CABIN 

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Stars

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Can’t do it 

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Not today 

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You’re on a Mustang free diet bitch 

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AND THEN SHE FUCKING DISAPPEARS 

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POOF. 

Holy crap Riza what the hell are you

(via axhemiel)

sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.
Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.
Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?


Well that escalated quickly

sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.

So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled

so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.

Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.

Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

Well that escalated quickly

(via soulofgiggles)

phantomrose96:

risarei:

finishing a series but still being attached to the story and its characters

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watching an ongoing series where the plot’s become embarassing and boring but still being attached to the story and its characters

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(via soulofgiggles)

potterheadwhogotlocked:

hug-a-mermaid:

Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)

oh god

these are bloody amazing!

I had a dream about the quidditch one because I read this post right before going to sleep. The muggle born griffindors had this large wooden pallet with for broomsticks attached and there is a guy singing we will rock you on it and the entire match just stops to watch these amazing individuals sing this shit out

(via axhemiel)

dada-rococo-happening:

My adventures at the art institute today

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