So it’s my birthday and I’m opening gifts. I open the wrapped box from my uncle.
I open the box, and find a $50 gift card, yes? But wait, there’s Styrofoam. There’s more.
Then I remove the Styrofoam…
A FUCKING LEGLESS LEGO LEGOLAS
mY UNCLE GOT ME A LEGLESS LEGO LEGOLAS
bEST BIRTHDAY GIFT EVER
he then later gave me the legs.
LEGO LEGOLAS’ LEGO LEGS
Are you Luna Lovegood
Loony Luna Lovegood Lavishly Loving LEGO Legolas’s LEGO Legs
So Hawkeye’s thoroughly impressed me
oh shit Roy’s in trouble
he’s genuinely terrified because he JUST got out of the hospital and this fucking thing ATE his flames.
And Riza’s just oh hell no OUT OF NO WHERE, LIKE I THOUGHT SHE WAS BACK AT THE CABIN
Can’t do it
You’re on a Mustang free diet bitch
AND THEN SHE FUCKING DISAPPEARS
Holy crap Riza what the hell are you
I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.
i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god
I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.
Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.
I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.
Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?
Well that escalated quickly
Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)
these are bloody amazing!
I had a dream about the quidditch one because I read this post right before going to sleep. The muggle born griffindors had this large wooden pallet with for broomsticks attached and there is a guy singing we will rock you on it and the entire match just stops to watch these amazing individuals sing this shit out